Total Medals Earned: 211 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,980 Points
Medals Earned: 4/24 (20/390 points)
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
Pairs well with Boyfriend
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
You made Pico, congrats!
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 8/11 (285/370 points)
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Kill 100 zombies
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Lose the game
Win the game on any difficulty
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/115 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!